Crazy! Man Cannot Complete Vehicle Stealing Spree, Stops Short At Two Horses!!
Wow, what a bummer for this guy!He’s totally going for an obvious personal record in vehicle snatching — including an ambulance, 2 cars, and 2 horses. Unfortunately, the horse round tripped him up. Better luck next time?? LOLz!Matthew Anderson Todd, a 24-year-old resident of Boaz, Ala. , tried to do just that. Let us regale you with the madness! So, Matty gets arrested for a DUI after crashing his vehicle. He gets taken to the hospital for treatment, where he walks out and steals a running ambulance. Then this, according to the cops, happened after he dumped it: “He walked across a pasture and got into a barn where he tried to saddle up two horses. One was too wild for him and the other he appeared to be too intoxicated to properly saddle the horse. “So he gave up and moved on to a car, which he crashed. Then he steals his final car — the one that let him get away! Still, it’s too bad about those horses, right? The record was soooooOOoooOO close! Ha!His injuries started bleeding so he went back to the hospital a while later, and was promptly arrested. Ta-daaaa!In all seriousness, though, if you couldn’t tell by the sarcasm, drinking and driving is one of the worst things. It’s unnecessary and extremely dangerous — not just for you, but for innocent people out there. There should be NO REASON to do it!Soooo. . . don’t drink and drive (or saddle horses)!![Image via WHNT. ]
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