Will The Real Paul Simon Please Stand Up?
The other guys in prison are going to laugh at this guy…or worse!
Rafael Ramos walked into a Citibank branch in New York yesterday, hoping to impersonate the rocker Paul Simon and walk out with the contents of his bank account. With a forged driver’s license and social security number in hand, he walked up the teller to ask for his money. Unfortunately for him, the teller happened to be a Paul Simon fan and instantly recognized that he wasn’t who he said he was.
Ha! Didn’t see that one coming, did you?!
With that, Rafael bolted for the door and ended up in the back of a police cruiser heading downtown with charges of attempted larceny to his name.
Maybe his plan would have worked better if he had someone who looked like Garfunkel to go in with him! Keep that in mind for next time!
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