She Just Needs To Go To The Millionare Matchmaker
Oh Man(iston)!!
Despite remodeling her home to remove any traces of men so she could clutch her body pillow and cry herself to sleep at night in peace, Jennifer Aniston is up to her same old tricks!!
A source claims that her cats friends and booze aren’t numbing the desperation loneliness for the American Bridget Jones, and so she’s back on the personals section of Craigslist and posting away!!
However, she is apparently she is done dating celebutards this week and “she wants to be set up with a wealthy businessman, not a celebrity. ”
The best part is that she’s so effing desperate to not sound desperate that even her rep has to comment and say she “does not place restrictions on the people who may come into her life. ”
Um, CLEARLY. How the hell else would John Mayer have sexted his way into her life?
BTW, we bet he’s got some photographic GEMS of her on his blackberry!
Here’s a suggestion, Maniston, whenever you’re feeling down and singing Stay by Lisa Loeb and munching on Phish Food ice cream isn’t cutting it, just remind yourself that Brad has been walking around with 7 inches of pubic hair tied in braids and pasted on his face!
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